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White Russian Milkshake

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Sweet, creamy, boozy, and delicious white Russian milkshakes. They're a fast and easy delicious treat any time of day.

Need an excuse to day drink? The white Russian milkshake is the answer to all of your prayers. It’s fast, easy, and delicious.

I love white Russians, as a go to cocktail. So when creating a boozy milkshake why not take a great cocktail as the base, throw in some Punjabi flare, and create the white Russian milkshake. They’re flavorful, sweet, and never overwhelmingly alcoholic. Then again, there was that time that I thought chicken orange whisky would turn out right. I was WRONG. What’s the quote? “All I know is that I know nothing”. I’d say that’s predominantly true. Unless, of course, we’re talking about these beauties here. They are fucking fabulous.

The beauty of a milkshake is that it’s easy. Not overly complicated in flavors, ingredients, or process. You can sorta wing it and it’ll still be great. Just throw in all of your ingredients, blend, and drink your boozy delight. Which is how it should be. But inevitably you see these milkshake recipes that require a a degree in geology and make open heart surgery look easier.

So about this chicken orange whisky, it was awful. I mean the worst. I know you’re guffawing in shock thinking, “Well no shit!” But seriously, it was even worse than you could imagine. It all started when we threw a farm party. It’s what bougie Punjabi people do, so just go with me on this. We had a farm to ourselves so it was only natural to invite our 100 closest friends and make moonshine. Wait, I’m supposed to be telling your about the merits of day drinking. This shake is great for breakfast – or at least I thought so, as I made it and shot it pre 10 am. It’s a lovely little snacky treat. And you can’t drink too many so it’s responsible sipping. Perhaps not a responsible sugar intake, but hey, you’re past the days of gross vodka redbulls (those were horrible and dark days) so eat hearty, because tonight we dine in…no that’s not right either. So drink the damn shake. It’s delicious. and it’s taken you longer to read this, if you did, than it would take to make the shake.

I now feel the overwhelming need to “sing”, “This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on, my friends. SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, BUT THEY’LL CONTINUE SINGING IT JUST BECAUSE this is the song that never ends…” I do amuse myself. Need something to detox with, maybe a cup of ginger tea.

White Russian Milkshake

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Course: Drinks, DessertCuisine: American, Indian Fusion, Punjabi FusionDifficulty: Easy
Servings

2

servings
Prep time

5

minutes
Cooking time

0

minutes
Total time

5

minutes

Ingredients

  • 3 oz vodka

  • 2 oz Kahlúa

  • 1/4 tsp cardamom, ground

  • 2 cups Cinnamon Toast Crunch

  • 5-6 scoops of French vanilla ice cream

  • Chocolate syrup, for garnish

  • Cinnamon Toast Crunch, for garnish

  • Condensed milk, for garnish

Directions

  • In a blender, add in all of your ingredients and blend till smooth.
  • Pour into glasses, garnish and serve.

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Nutrition Facts

2 servings per container


  • Amount Per ServingCalories668
  • % Daily Value *
  • Total Fat 21.5g 34%
    • Saturated Fat 11.9g 60%
  • Cholesterol 73mg 25%
  • Sodium 373mg 16%
  • Potassium 404mg 12%
  • Total Carbohydrate 84.8g 29%
    • Dietary Fiber 4g 16%
    • Sugars 58.2g
  • Protein 7.1g 15%

  • Calcium 26%
  • Iron 34%
  • Vitamin D 4%

* The % Daily Value tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

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